Kiss Going Down… Under

Rev-heads and music fans are no doubt united in excitement at news legendary musical ensemble Kiss are planning on rocking out with their cocks out at next year’s Grand Prix in Melbourne.

The band, made up of singer Gene Simmons, guitarists Paul
Stanley and Tommy Thayer, and drummer Eric Singer, will fly to
Australia especially for the Grand Prix, which runs from March 13
to 16.

Kiss, best known for its trademark face paint and stage outfits,
will perform a full concert for race fans on a specially erected
stage to close the Formula One race on Sunday, March 16.

“Let me see – high octane, roaring horsepower testing the
threshold of sound and speed, and then the Formula One Grand Prix.
No way we’d miss this,” Stanley said.

“We’ll be firing on all cylinders and the audience will need
their seatbelts.”

No car racing pun left untouched by Paul Stanley, we see. Well done, sir!

We interviewed an ex porn star turned wrestling manager last month (no, really) and she told us Gene Simmons is revoltingly sleazy and inappropriate in the flesh, which is probably saying something. We look forward to stalking him around town and finding local ladies willing to publicly attest to the long-tongued lothario’s reputation in the boudoir.