If you’re anything like us, every stolen glimpse of pre-release images from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of The Crystal Skull, the movie we’re all hoping will effectively erase the years from 1999-2007 from Harrison Ford’s IMDb profile, sends a pleasant feeling of warmth through your rapidly engorging naughty areas. Excited by the idea of a fiftysomething Jones holding a whip in one hand and a gun in the other? No? Then how about one of the adventurer and his son, who’s apparently fallen in with a crowd of leather-wearing bad seeds, crouching and pointing a flashlight at some unseen danger, looking as if he’s about to tell the boy, “Listen, I know that it wouldn’t be cool to admit to your no-good greaser pals that you’re afraid, but where I come from, it’s OK to be scared shitless by a pit full of thousands of snakes. So let the old man wet his pants a little and let’s not make a big deal about it, agreed?” If neither photo turns your on, you’re pretty much out of luck, because the one of Indy standing near a motorcycle probably won’t do it for you, either.[AICN]