If This Doesn’t Work, Nsw Govt Plans To Dack Offenders And Stun Them With Extended “Ya Mum” Barrage

The NSW Government has hilariously (although also vaguely disturbingly, in a Clockwork Orange-ish manner) decided that the best way to deal with boy (and girl) racers is to force them to watch footage of their precious 3 Fast 4 Furious cars being smashed to smithereens at the wreckers.

Honestly, not even Matt Stone and Trey Parker could make this stuff up.

Police Minister David Campbell said film of the cars being destroyed would be publicly released.

“Video footage of these once-prized possessions being turned into splintered, twisted scrap will be the clearest message yet to hoons that we’re serious about stamping out their behaviour and saving lives in the process.”

Word that Iemma and Campbell would also jump up and down in front of the offenders while screaming “Nerny nerny ner!” and poking their tongues out could not be confirmed nor denied.