Idol Round-Up: Marty’s Idol Journey So Thrilling It Takes A Day To Recover Before We Announce His Leaving

In a show of resilience as confounding as Australian Idol has seen since the weird old days of Hayley Jensen, laidback™ surfer dude® Marty Simpson has finally been vamoosed from the talent quest.

Sadly for Marty, viewers didn’t warm to his awkward brand of “big band” style (his Light My Fire was like Jack Johnson subjecting Jose Feliciano to slow and agonising water torture) and he becomes this year’s fourth-place-getter.

We’re now firmly “on the road to the Opera House” and, failing a Cosima De Vito style shock exit, we’re putting our tips on a Carl and Natalie finale, as it’s entirely possible that Matt Corby will a) wear another women’s nightie or b) choose another obscure song that will freak out the little girls and fall by the wayside.

However, we will not be placing any actual bets because, as we all know, Idol is nothing if not bitterly disappointing year after year unpredictable.