Free-Spirited Isabel Sure To Be Comforted By Latest Development In Whale-Saving Saga

With news quickly spreading that Isabel Lucas is now a wanted woman in Japan, following her attempts to interfere with dolphin and whale “culls” (because, you know, there are so many of them that they need to be culled), in her private moments she is no doubt feeling like she’s bitten off more than she can chew.

And when all the nag champa and dreamcatchers in the world can’t help right your chi, what is the answer to the woes of a whales-saving, free-spirited Logie-winner?

Facebook.

That’s right, “Suuport Isabel Lucas and save the whales campaign” (yes, suuport) has sprung up, and the group boasts a world-beating 76 members.

Thanks to Facebook’s Amazon-esque “If you like this, you’ll love…” Related Groups function, we can see that “Suuport Isabel Lucas and save the whales campaign” is in fine company alongside “FUCK OFF JAPAN… LEAVE OUR WHALES ALONE!!!!” and “If this group Reaches 150,000 members I will name my son Batman”.

Add this to the humpback whale made by interlocking hippies on Bondi Beach, and those whales must be feeling mighty relieved.