Short Ends: Bootlegged Trailers, Maligned Softballers, and Virtual Surgery

· We know that you’ve already been tantalised by a Cloverfield trailer of barely watchable quality, so here’s a better one that should induce about 50 per cent fewer seizures. Your neurologist can thank us later. [via Vulture]
· Where in the world is Paris Hilton? (Hint: it’s still not Rwanda.)
· Radar does some work on Owen Wilson’s face, taking all of the character out of his most instantly recognisable feature. (And they didn’t spare the scalpel for Darjeeling co-star Adrien Brody, either.)