Big Brother Zach Wants To Teach The World To, Er, Tightlace

We didn’t watch much of BB07 (Note: this is the Associate Editor speaking; as you know Defamer Australia bosslady Jess McGuire is the queen of staying “in” with BB, and our water cooler capabilities thank her), but when we did tune in we were particularly taken with runner-up Zach Douglas and his man corset.

You may also recall that Zach was a “designer” who was particularly interested in the art of corsetry.

Well, it’s taken some time, but now Zach’s online corsetry emporium is finally up and running - and what a sumptuous embarrassment of riches it is.

Let’s start with the copy:

Can’t quite read it? Of particular enjoyment to us was the passage: “The period in which they where once produced where women worn them everyday.”

Okay, so it’s unfair of us to clutch at straws when it comes to reedin nad wryting gud, but the main problem with have is with the corsets themselves: they’re… trashy!

We had high hopes for Zachy, but the stuff he’s come up with looks like he was hoping to score a lucrative deal dressing Krystal BB for her Zoo columns. To wit, hop over the jump to experience “Victoria and Donna”…

Victoria and Donna, it should be noted, are the names of the corset designs, not Zach’s special friends there.

Well, it’s probably safe to say that Zach won’t be muscling in on Mr Pearl’s territory any time soon.

Providing corsets for The Australian Kylie Minogue Experience, though? That’s another story. Go get ‘em, Zach!