Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Tour In Doubt, Again

Amy, Amy, Amy…

Looks like Winegums’ current tour has taken another turn for the worse, with yet more fans asking for refunds after the nu-soul diva served up another gig full of swearing, slurring and moodiness.

At this rate the only people attending her shows from now on will be the sort of people who like watching traffic cop shows after midnight (and wouldn’t object to Amy calling them “monkey cunts”, like she did recently).

The show, at Hammersmith Apollo, was the third in London last week. The first got rave reviews but Amy’s performances got steadily worse. Saturday night’s fiasco was the final straw for many fans, who bombarded her website forum with complaints. One said: “This was a tragedy of a gig. She should never have been allowed to perform.”

Another said: “A shambles. I paid to see Amy, not some spaced-out girl wandering around.” Another added: “I have never seen so many people leave a gig early. Get help, Amy.”

Before the show, her management tried for hours to coax her out of her hotel room, where she has been partying without sleep. One aide was overheard saying: “I can’t take this any more. She’s a nightmare!”

We can also reveal allegations of a bitter divide between Amy and her support act. A member of Bryn Christopher’s band claims: “Amy always throws parties backstage but we’re not allowed to go. It’s hurtful.”

Last night, Amy’s spokesman declined to comment.

You know, we’re finding it harder and harder to come up with anything meaningful to say after all these Winegums spaz outs.

She’s starting to remind us of that “game” (now outlawed in this drought-afflicted world) where you turn the hose up to full blast and let it fly around like a rabid snake on ketamine. Amy Winegums is that hose.

We think there’s something in that for all of us, don’t you?