Amy Winehouse Round-Up: News So Surprising M. Night Shyamalan Must Be Behind It

Well, hands up if you didn’t see this one coming: Amy Winehouse has cancelled the remaining dates on her UK tour!

Yes way, Ted, the troubled diva reckons she can’t go on without husband Blake Fielder-Civil by her side, which really puts all her engagements up shit creek since he’s likely to be staying in the clink at least past Christmas and possibly the New Year.

Winehouse, whose husband Blake Fielder-Civil is in custody charged with attempting to pervert justice, has cancelled all promotional appearances for the rest of the year.

The statement said: “Amy Winehouse has cancelled all remaining live and promotional appearances for the remainder of the year on the instruction of her doctor.

“The rigours involved in touring and the intense emotional strain that Amy has been under in recent weeks have taken their toll.

“In the interests of her health and well-being, Amy has been ordered to take complete rest and deal with her health issues.”

Winehouse said: “I can’t give it my all on stage without my Blake.

“I’m so sorry but I don’t want to do the shows half-heartedly; I love singing.

“My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.”

Oh, honestly.

We used to get all dreamy when Amy and Blake would go on about how they were each others’ lifeblood, but now we’re just inclined to think it’s time to lock them both in a pit and let them eat each other or something.

It’d probably be less agonising than all this, anyway.