Viva Laughlin Cancelled

We’ve just obtainted the new draft of the planned Les Moonves ad to be published in tomorrow’s trades: “Hey, writers – You know what? Fuck you. I’ll cancel my disappointing Fall season myself, bit by bit. Goodbye, Viva Laughlin! By the time you go on strike, there won’t be anything left for you to walk out on. Love, Les. PS – Tell Patric Verrone to check his mailbox. The ear in that bloody wad of Kleenex is Hugh Jackman’s. Just wait until he gets four of Jimmy Smits’ favourite toes on Wednesday morning when I sacrifice Cane to the cause.” [Var]