Shane MacGowan Gives You More Information Than You Ever Wanted, And We’re Not Talking About His Dental Records

In a piece that made us feel more than a little icky this morning, Shane MacGowan has decided to enlighten everyone as to the ins and outs of Kate Moss and Pete Doherty’s (fortunately now well and truly “off”) on and off relationship.

Evidently acting as the ex-couple’s unofficial press rep, the Pogues boozer told the Mirror:

“They were one of those couples that would argue loads but when they got back together they would have mind-blowing sex.” Shane, who is rumoured to have offered Pete a place to stay when he comes out of rehab, went on: “They had this great chemistry and that’s something they’ll miss.”

Kate and Pete having “mindblowing” sex. Kate and Pete having “mindblowing” sex! Shane MacGowan’s teeth! Kate and Pete having “mindblowing” sex! Pete Doherty’s peen! Shane MacGowan’s teeth! The baby sleeps in the crib now! Hello, Joe! Iron helps us play!