Ronnie Wood Has Quite A Few Things He Wants To Tell You

With the kind of breathless enthusiasm we’ve come to know and love, the Mail is offering a few tidbits from Rolling Stone Ron Wood’s upcoming memoirs, starting with the awesomely titled “The day Keith Richards pulled a gun on me…by fellow Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood“.

As you can imagine, the story is the sort of drug-fuelled lunacy that the Stones copyrighted in the ’70s, but our favourite part is the “read more” options offered up by the Mail. To say it’s an embarrassment of riches would be an understatement!

Take that, Tony Curtis!

At the rate they’re going, Ron and the Mail will be down to “I went to the shops yesterday” and “Sometimes I have tea instead of coffee with my morning papers” by the end of the week.