Our Cate May Be With Child!
Cate Blanchett is reportedly pregnant.
The I’m Not There actress sparked rumours she is expecting her third child with husband Andrew Upton after she was pictured sporting an apparent baby bump while leaving New York’s Guggenheim Museum on Saturday.
Cate had been performing in the play Right You Are (If You Think You Are) at the famous art centre.
The 38-year-old star kept the bump hidden under a spectacular sequined dress at the premiere of Elizabeth: The Golden Age at the London Film Festival last Tuesday.
However, rumours were further fuelled by Cate’s decision not to drink alcohol at the post-screening celebrations.
A source said: “Tongues started wagging when she wouldn’t drink after the premiere for Elizabeth: The Golden Age last week. It was such a big night it was strange she didn’t join in the celebrations.”
It’s taken a a while for the ‘Cate Blanchett Is Knocked Up!’ whispers to really pick up pace – ContactMusic reported she looked ‘curvy’ at a premiere over a week ago, which is like a decade ago in gossip time. Still, by not downing shots and passing out in a champagne fuelled haze at the premiere of Elizabeth: The Golden Age, Cate has pretty much shouted from the proverbial rooftops that she’s knocked up. Further proof? Perez Hilton posted a picture of Cate’s “big bump” on Monday night, and Keith Urban’s hand has been seen hovering protectively around Cate’s belly*.
No news yet on whether the tabloids will also report that the Oscar winner was also covered in semen and appeared to have almost farcically large chunks of cocaine falling from her nostrils.
*Judging by how many Australian women’s mags in the last two years have concluded Nicole Kidman is pregnant due to Keith Urban’s hand hovering protectively around her belly, we’ve decided this is our favourite method of detecting a pregnancy ever. Not all that reliable though, it would seem.
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Considering Nicole Kidman can’t stay off a movie set long enough to get “knocked up” or carry a child for 9 months, you know those stories are always bogus. She barely sees the two kids she has now for Gods sake.
If Cate is preggo, Congrats!