More Thoughts On The New Kylie Song ‘2 Hearts’

 So it’s been roughly twenty-four hours since we posted the new Kylie video for the song ‘2 Hearts’. In this massive amount of time, we’ve managed to listen to the single a further, oh, THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY EIGHT TIMES on our iPod, and we are completely and utterly obsessed by it. It is a swaggering, Goldfrapp-esque hot bitch of a song, and we cannot get enough.

Relive it, please, and make sure your opinion is the same as ours or else. Remember, society fears and abuses people who do not conform. Moreover, we fear and abuse people who do not conform to Defamer Australia’s personal beliefs. It must be something we learned from the past eleven years of Government or something.

Defamer Australia reader Dave B commented yesterday “So if catchy & rhyming don’t matter anymore, can we just say ‘ho’
and leave out the ‘hum’; already outta my head, sorry to Kyles/the
gays/etc” but he is VERY WRONG, as much as we love him. Trust us.

In other music news, tomorrow we will be giving away SOMETHING related to Angie Hart. Melbourne readers should take note. Which pretty much means it’ll involve tickets to something in Melbourne. Perhaps a concert? Perhaps… TWO CONCERTS? Erm, we think we pretty much spelt it out there but whatever. Prepare yourselves.

There may also be an interview with the woman herself depending on whether or not our bid for a vial of tranquiliser and a dart gun on Ebay works out or not. If so, we will definitely discuss the Kylie single with her, and we probably won’t talk about Kelly Street. Or maybe we will. YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO REFRESH WILDLY FROM AROUND 11AM AND HOPE FOR THE BEST, WON’T YOU?