Midday Funnies: A Selection Of UK Tabloid Headlines

We’re not sure whether the UK equivalent of the Walkley Awards has a version of the “three headlines” category, but there’s pretty much no doubt that if they did, the competition would be fierce.

We have the pleasure of perusing the UK rags each morning for your benefit, but Defamer Australia being primarily concerned with the entertainment world, well, we sometimes have to leave the real gold to the tabloids.

So, here is a grab bag of the headlines and blurbs that had us ROFLing this morning, JPEG-ised for your enjoyment over your lunch.

There. Doesn’t the end of the week seem that much closer now? You can thank us with the usual chocolates and bags of used $50 notes.