Michelle Rodriguez Sent Back To Jail For Continuing To Behave Like Michelle Rodriguez

Michelle Rodriguez will be returning to jail, TMZ reports alongside one of their trademarked mid-hiccup screen grabs, for having repeatedly violated the terms of her DUI parole. (More specifically for lying about having fulfilled her 30 days of community service.) She was sentenced to 120 days in jail, though the judge did not specify if those were Richie days or Hilton days, meaning the Lost casualty could wind up again out in under five hours and partying the same night at the Roosevelt, or forced to live out the full four months among a “primal crew” of like-minded lady convincts who live for their Friday night soap-dice craps games and extreme salt-fighting championships.

• Michelle Rodriguez Will Be Lost in Jail [tmz.com]