Lily Allen Snubs Mystery Sis’ Sweet Sixteenth

Lily Allen has – unwittingly – stepped up the competition with Winegums Watch, with a stone cold stunner: “I’m Lily Allen’s secret sister”. Can’t do much more than that!

Turns out Lily’s dad, actor and comedian Keith Allen, fathered a “devastated 16-year-old lovechild” (there’s an emo album title if ever there was one) with Angela Talbot in the late ’80s after they met on Jonathon Ross’ talkshow, and young Gala (who does bear a passing resemblance to her alleged and more famous half-sister) is the result. Scandalicious!

They have been outraged seeing Keith playing happy families with Lily, 22, since she became famous. The singer is one of three children Keith had with his ex-wife Alison Owen. He abandoned that family as well, when Lily was just four.

Angela said: “Keith has totally jumped on the Lily Allen bandwagon. He probably wants to be associated with her because he’s not as famous as he once was.”

“I’ve never met Lily. She obviously gets more love from her dad than my daughter does.”

Gala added: “Lily has never made any effort to contact me. I even invited her to my 16th birthday party, on December 23 last year. My mum sent her and her brother Alfie an invitation. But they didn’t even reply.

“I find it difficult to believe she really cares. If she did she would have made some effort to get in touch by now.”

She didn’t go to her birthday party? Now that is some cold-ass treatment.

If we come out and say we’re Angelina Jolie’s long lost rellies, does that mean we can invite them to our party? Off to the provider of counterfeit birth certificates we go, then!