Lily Allen Forgets That Mics Are For Singing Into, Not Swearing
We’re beginning to suspect it might be worth shelving Winegums Watch for Lily LULZ, since fun-sized chanteuse Lily Allen brings the laffs with fewer actually worrying substance abuse issues and/or family upsets.
What’s she up to this time? Leaving her microphone on too long!
*crowd goes “Ohhh, Lily!*
The pop star was judging acts on British TV programme Talent Show Unsigned – when she took a shine to the frontman of band The Revenue.She said to pals: “He’s fit. I would f**k him!” – but was stunned when she was told her microphone was still on.
That’s it; “he’s fit, I would fuck him” is the new “Tap dat” or “I’d hit it”. Straight, and to the point.
Lily “Reverse Milli Vanilli” Allen, we salute you!
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