Letter From The Editor

As you may have noticed, this site’s beloved Associate Editor is taking a brief holiday. While Our Bastow is terrorising the residents of Townsville and purchasing more amusing stubby holders featuring half-naked ladies for her Defamer Australia sidekick than necessary, we will give Winegums Watch a sabbatical. Which basically means there will be plenty of stuff for Clem to bang out about Amy Winehouse upon her return – good news for all.

As for me, I was rather quiet yesterday as I have been attempting to move a mammoth amount of rubbish into one small abode. Time – and room – was minimal, which meant your editor had to hastily dispose of treasured copies of NW Magazine/Who Weekly which had been lovingly hoarded over a period of years. Heart wrenching stuff.

I mean, can you even recall the glorious period when Britney had just released ‘Toxic’ and was on top of the world? When hearing the word “Shiloh” just made you think the person you’d been talking to about agricultural storage solutions had a speech impediment? Crazy days. Crazy days we can no longer reminisce about whilst flicking through 2003 editions of trashy gossip mags.

We’re moving on from the pain though and looking forward to releasing our pop cultural spray all over your virtual selves today. In conclusion – tits or face?