Kylie Enlists The Gays To Make New Video “More Authentic”

Taking a break from her hectic hairdressing schedule, Our Kylie is busy filming videos for her upcoming album, with single Two Hearts (which isn’t, sadly, a trance-pop remix of the John Farnham song of the not-quite-same name) the first to get the treatment.

And according to this saliva-soaked account by an “insider” in the Mirror, it’s totally HOT, in a gay kind of way.

“Kylie vamps it up in a black latex catsuit that’s so tight and figurehugging, you can clearly see the shape of her bum. And it looks great.

“Then she writhes on the floor provocatively and cavorts on a grand piano.”

The new look comes after her stylist William Baker said it would be a good idea to make her new video “more authentic”. So, ever the professional, Kylie hit the the drag clubs with gusto – and instantly hit it off with queens Tasty Tim and Princess Julia.

Wait, you mean that all the greased up blokes wearing short shorts and edgy William Baker creations in Kylie’s previous videos have been straight, and somehow less “authentic”? We’re frankly amazed she has the gall to even call herself a pink icon.