‘I’ve Been Yelled At By Someone Famous’

One of our favourite groups on Facefuck (remember when we hated that place? Remember? And now we are drawn to it like a bee to honey…) is the enticingly named ‘I’ve been yelled at by someone famous’ which, true to its word, contains quite a few interesting tales on it regarding cranky celebrities.

Here are a few of our favourites if you can’t be bothered checking out the group yourself, you cheeky lazy buggers.

I worked in a pub in Richmond. One day Ernie Sigley came in to have
lunch with some other people. When he was ready for another drink he
would remain seated, click his fingers, gesturing for me to come to him
and say “girly get me another wine/beer”. Smug little c*#t

Bob Ellis once told me “I hope you die a slow and horrible death” and then he hung up.

I was in the 2UE elevator a few years back and Alan Jones entered. At
the time I was wearing some yellow Nikes and he commented “What a
revolting pair of shoes. Did you win them in a raffle or something?”

Jack Thompson told me to fuck off once – he was really drunk and he
thought i was taking his picture and i was just getting my cardigan out
of my bag

Many years ago I was housesitting for my father, and walking his bloody
beagles at Birchgrove Oval (Balmain, Sydney…). I knew little of dog
walking etiquette… Anyway, one of the dogs did a crap, I kept walking
and a strident voice yelled out from the other side of the oval…’Oi!
Pick up your poo!’ It was none other than swimming icon Dawn Fraser.

Have you been yelled at by someone famous? Do let us know.