May The Child Never Know From Ken Davitian’s Fetid Taint

Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen had a bouncing baby…um…baby. (Reports are still sketchy.) We’ve shelved the Borat jokes, so guess it’s time to break out the Bruno ones! Here’s hoping the little one doesn’t grow up to be a Scheißendummführer, and if it’s a boy, winds up with a large schwanzenstück like his father. [People]