Good Charlotte Don’t Wanna Be In Love, Do Want To Queue For Avis Rental Cars, Luggage

The band that are singlehandedly keeping Hollywood’s tattoo artists in business, Good Charlotte, have flown into Australia for their tour, which of course few people would actually care about were it not for the presence of their “glamour fiancees“.

Benji (engaged to Our Sophie Monk) and Joel (Nicole Richie’s babydaddy) Madden apparently impressed the local celeb chasers by acting all, well, normal at Sydney Airport.

Benji Madden and his leggy babe Monk looked the rock star part but certainly weren’t playing it when they arrived in Sydney early yesterday.

Not only was there no entourage travelling with the pair, there was no- one to greet them or even drive them to their hotel. If it wasn’t for her bright red mini dress and sensational pins, actress Monk could have been any other attractive blonde Aussie girl as she patiently joined the queue at the Avis car rental counter.

With the environmentally-friendly Toyota Prius booked and loaded – thanks to Benji – Monk then took the driver’s seat and drove the couple out of the airport.

Meanwhile further north, Madden No.2 Joel kept his hands off his girl Richie – instead pushing their mountainous cargo of suitcases.

As familiar with stirring controversy as she is with high fashion, Richie – who is six months pregnant – combined the two when she disembarked at Brisbane airport wearing a pair of silver stilettos.

You may recall that NW magazine did some obstetric maths and worked out that Nicole and Joel’s baby was probably conceived on their last visit to Australia, so clearly the pair have sentimental attachments to our fair land.

We’d be touched if we weren’t so creeped out by the thought of those two doing the dirty.