Trade Roundup: David Spade Has Torn Hollywood Its Last New One

· Comedy Central decides not to renew The Showbiz Show for a fourth season, officially freeing David Spade from the conflict-inviting hosting duties that sometimes put him in the uncomfortable position of having to use puppets to explain how Heather Locklear’s marriage was already over by the time he was banging her. [Variety]

· Ehren Kruger joins Alex Kurtzman and Robert Orci in writing the screenplay that director Michael Bay will use as a rough guide for where to place his giant fucking robots on Transformers 2. [THR]

· DreamWorks is wisely trying to keep their Norbit dream team of Eddie Murphy and critic-proof producer Brain Robbins intact, entering final negotiations to reunite them for the comedy A Thousand Words, the story of a guy who “only has 1,000 words left to speak before he dies.” [Variety]· Pushing Daisies – which we enjoyed quite a bit despite the crushing hype – posts the best debut numbers of any new 8pm timeslot show this season. (Can’t ABC just funnel the entire Cavemen budget into Daises to keep that expensive, Burtonesque look?) Meanwhile, NBC’s Bionic Woman pumps-and-dumps, falling off 30 percent from its first-week ratings. [Variety]

· APA signs Graham Greene, Chris Kattan and Heather Matarazzo, a trio of “gets” that should help the agency to finally put the days of having to endure dismissive “Who the fuck invited APA?!” jokes on Entourage behind them. [THR]