Citizens Of ‘Kid Nation’ Choose God Over Dinosaur Holes

While we’ve already paid one visit today to Kid Nation – by way of some exclusive Junior Miss cheesecake glamour shots of Taylor, or “Queen of the Yellow Hankies” as she insists her disciples refer to her – we thought we’d return once again to the outhouse-deficient Shangri-La, this time with clip in tow. In last night’s stunning turn of events, the citizens of Bonanza City were again offered a choice as steeped in moral implication as the TVs vs. Poop-Shacks vote of the debut episode. Would they choose a miniature golf course, and all the windmill-spinning frivolity that implies, or a library stocked exclusively with sacred religious texts? Considering the amount of root-beer drunks that populate the frontier town, we think the number of arms that shoot up in the air for the latter option might very well surprise you – less so, perhaps, when you realise that a Nation producer was just out of camera range, administering painful electric shocks through the computerised surveillance chips surgically implanted into every contestant’s spine before shooting began.

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