OK! sure know how to get the good quotes out of people and they've outdone themselves with their interview with just sprog-dropped Charlotte Church - so much so that both of our favourite UK rags are scrambling all over her admissions.

In the Mail, Charlotte tells of being out shopping and having her retail binge spoiled by the onset of labour.

"I wanted to go for a meal in the Toby Carvery but the contractions were every five minutes so we came back."

At home in Cardiff, where the coupled installed a birthing pool, Church watched the rugby with Henson but admitted she "was on gas and air by that point so I wasn't really concentrating".

Saint Victoria, bless, has a similar tale, but also notes that baby Ruby Megan has inherited a delightful facial attribute from father Gavin Henson:

She said: "She's got Gavin's bum chin."

Yes, "she's got Gavin's bum chin". No "Charlotte looks adoringly at her handsome partner and declares, 'The baby has his beautiful eyes' before planting a passionate kiss on the father of her exquisite child", just "she's got Gavin's bum chin".

We're going to start using that as an all purpose turn of phrase. Why did someone else get the promotion and not you? She's got Gavin's bum chin. Friends wondering why you broke it off with a promising date? Had Gavin's bum chin. Why is that person crying? Gavin's bum chin.

And so on.

 

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