Breathe A Sigh Of Relief – Bingle And Clarke Have Been Reunited

If only we gave a shit, this would be heartwarming.

Sydney model Lara Bingle is still as bowled over as ever by cricketer Michael Clarke… the Cronulla babe couldn’t resist jetting over to India to be by her man’s side as he went into spin for the Twenty20 international in Mumbai at the weekend.

Contrary to reports that Bingle and Clarke would not be together until he arrived home in Australia, Bingle has spent the past week in India – reuniting with her boyfriend for the first time since photographs showing a busty female fan draped all over the sportsman emerged last month.

Please remind us why she is still on the showbiz radar? Can’t the all-conquering Jennifer Hawkins take care of this little problem for us, mafia-styles? If we must read news about attractive but not altogether interesting models in our papers, we’d rather the snippets were about Hawkins, not Alex Fevola’s sworn foe.