ARIA Awards Related Blind Item!
Bits of scurrilous titbits from the ARIA Awards are starting to make their way through the grapevine, and we thought this slice might please the gossip-hungry amongst you. We’ll copy and paste the email we received but we have, of course, changed the names of those involved. Because we’re good like that.
Office people who went to the ARIA’s are all gossiping about Mr Sparkles and Mr Fingers still being together and that after all the awards last night the secksual tension was quite open (90210 style I imagine). They all say Mr Sparkles is a bit of a eunuch BUT…that Mr Fingers is like a Brokeback husband.
INTERESTING INDEED. And probably VERY FALSE.
Unless, you know, it isn’t.
As ever, we can’t publish comments which name names (we get smacked in the chops by The Powers That Be if we let ‘em slip through) but feel free to have a guess if you’re happy knowing that only Defamer Australia can read your suggestions and is revelling in it all.
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Comments
It sounds like they are dragging out the old chestnut about Daniel Johns & Paul Mac being lovers.
Paul has a hot Maori boyfriend who would probably eat little Daniel for breakfast if there was anything really going on.