Anna Nicole Smith Clown Video Director’s Cut More Disturbing Than We Ever Imagined

It turns out the now-infamous Anna Nicole in Creepy Clown Makeup clip comes from a much longer, much more disturbing video, aired on Geraldo at Large. Brought to Rivera’s show by the father of a nine-year-old girl present for the entire shoot, the girl describes having seen Howard K. Stern give Smith something from “a white bottle with red stripes.”

Smith then quickly descends into incoherency, mistaking the toy doll in her arms for her own baby, and her real pregnancy as “just gas.” Stern, meanwhile, rattles off instructions about background noise, white levels, and unusable boob-slip footage to a cameraman named Mark, ignoring the nine-year-old as she pleads with him to, “Cut the tape off and help…I think we need the hospital…Howard, seriously – please help.” Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re going to curl into a fetal ball on the floor of a scalding shower and lie there unblinking for several hours.

• Geraldo at Large [FoxNews via RedLasso]