Amy Winehouse Round-Up: The Mail Provides Poetry In Pictures

Our initial suspicions that the Brit press were faffing around in order to keep the words “Amy” and “Winehouse” in their headlines, even if there was no actual news to go with said words, seem to have been vindicated by today’s hard-hitting Mail piece on the rise and rise of the beehive – but nothing explains this better than the picture they have chosen to promote the “story” with:

Celeb hairdresser Alex Foden goes on to tell us, “As well as being very versatile, a taller, thinner beehive can alter the appearance of a person’s natural body shape, adding height and making the face and body look leaner.”

Honestly, this could be the end for Winegums Watch. We’re not sure how much longer we can keep humiliating ourselves like this.

Do you want to keep Winegums Watch alive or should we let it die like all the little acrylics that sacrificed their life to end up in Winegums’ barnet?

Send your love down the well!