Zoo Weekly Seeking “Sexiest Feminist”, Making The Baby Jesus Cry

In a move more cunning than a fox who has just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University, renowned SNAG magazine Zoo Weekly is planning to silence its critics by launching a search to find Australia’s sexiest feminist.

Magazine editor Paul Merrill said the new competition was the magazine’s way of offering its critics an olive branch.

“We did get our fair share of complaints when we launched the search to win your girlfriend a boob job, so we thought the best way to handle this was to redress the balance by launching the Search for Australia’s sexiest feminist,” Merrill said.

“We’re calling for feminists all over Australia to show that women can be sexy even if they disapprove of sexy women.”

Hilariously, the prize is a photoshoot in the cum men’s rag and – get this! – a year’s supply of deodorant! ZING! They sure showed those stinky man-haters!

There’s plenty we could say about all this, but instead we’ll leave you with some of Zoo’s previous thoughts regarding noted feminist, Germaine Greer (whose nude portrait, incidentally, they are using to hawk this contest):

GREER SHOULD SHUT THE F**K UP

It was bad enough that the Aussie ex-pat bagged our Aussie Steve just after he died, now she’s sinking the boot into his manhood. Obviously Germaine has far to much time on her hands.

Steve was more blokey than an entire kaki wearing rugby team and could handle himself with crocodiles the size of minibuses, that’s pretty manly in our eyes. Even though Germaine Greer looks like a man, Steve was at least three times the bloke she will ever be!

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