Disappointing Moments In 911 History

clooney-crutches.jpgTranscripts and audio of the 911 call made immediately following George Clooney’s recent motorcycle accident confirm that at no time did the man driving the vehicle involved in the crash scream, “OHMYGOD OHMYGOD! I TOTALLY HIT GEORGE CLOONEY! SOMEONE CALL BRAD PITT OR SOMETHING!” or did a starstruck emergency operator ask, “Does he look all butch and handsome in his biker get-up? And can you pull off his helmet and give him a little kiss for me?” [Extra, TMZ]

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