Tori Amos Performs An Ode To Britney Spears

Hot on the heels of the public performance of her Lindsay Lohan-dedicated tune I’m Not Stupid, Tori Amos has penned another touching song – this time, it’s about troubled pop star Britney Spears. The lyrics are as follows.

Britney, they set you up
But you drank from their cup
Britney, they set you up
Oh, but this is what it looks like, love,
This is what is looks like

When a star falls down
When a star falls down

Well, maybe you’re a mother
But you still need your mother
Yes, I may be a mother
But I still need a mother
To pick me up
Yes, to pick me up

When it all falls down
When it all falls down

Britney, they set you up
Is your contract winding up?
But you drank from the cup
Boy, this is what it looks like
Yes, I said, this is, this is what it looks like,
Disney, yes

When a star falls down
When a star falls down

You may be a mother
Baby, you still need a mother
Yes, I may be a mother
But I still need a mother
To pick me up
Yes, to pick me up

When it all falls down
When it all falls down
When it all falls, all falls down
When it all falls down

Moving! Although we still prefer Chris Crocker.

Also, does anyone else suspect that Tori Amos has a secret addiction to NW Magazine’s American kin such as People and US Weekly? She knows too much and appears to have more opinions when it comes to the vagina-flashing youth of Hollywood than you’d ever expect.