The Mid-Morning Wrap Up

While you were sleeping:
· Your favourite celebutard derailments, bigger and better than ever!
· Ejaculating dildos hit prime time.
· Less-successful-and-attractive-actor-brother Entourage star now for hire!

It’s still good:
· Stop press – Kylie is coiffed anew!
· Does anyone else think the Willis / Moore troupe screams A Very Brady Gang Bang? Our breakfast has just made a reappearance. That’s not the actual story, we promise…
· R.I.P Donkey Boy.