Taj Wipes Out Cheyenne; We Do Not Know Any Other Surfing Terms With Which To Make The Witty Puns
In a decision he will possibly live to regret, pro-surfer Taj Burrows has dumped “Our” Cheyenne Tozzi, celebutante and model, the blonde swimwear pony has revealed in a shoot and interview with GQ.
Evidently Burrows wasn’t too keen to get any of Brandon “Oily Peanut Butter Man” Davis’ grease on him after Cheyenne was spotted lunching with the US heir-about-town.
“Taj and I broke up – he’s an easy-minded pro-surfer and didn’t need the extra shit in his head. I said: ‘Look I know those pictures look damning…”‘
Just think, Taj, now the grease monster will be free to drape his sweaty paws all over your pretty Shire princess.
Is this how you pictured your adult life when you were a child? IS IT?
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What you don’t realise is that Taj has it on tap when ever he wants with a bundle of gorgeous throwing themselves at him while on tour.
Don’t believe what you read. This is the “Get Out Of Jail Free” card that will allow him to run amok with as may women as he wants to. And why Not?
Too many women, not enough time.