Tabloid Baby Milestones: Dannielynn Turns One

We thought we’d take a moment to put aside the scurrilous claims of videotaped, babydaddy-on-executor action being made in Rita Cosby’s tell-all, and instead focus on this Insider footage of a 1st birthday party thrown for Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead by doting pop Larry. (In Cosby’s defence, between the “pink ballerina tutu” and “little girl pearls,” this party was pretty gay, even for a one-year-old girl’s birthday.) We know it’s a cliché to say, but it really amazes us how quickly highly exploitable children grow up: It seems like only yesterday that The Insider was showing us exclusive images of Dannielynn being pried out of her mother’s stomach in their heartwarming C-section birthing video.

• Exclusive: Dannielynn at Her Party! [theinsideronline.com]