Sting Puts On The Red Light

Tantric sex practitioner and originator of one of our favourite Q Magazine quotes of all time (”I’m ugly but I’m still sexy”) Sting has been spotted apparently visiting one of Hamburg’s biggest brothels, which bills itself as a strip joint.

Straight after performing at the HSVArena in Hamburg, the 55-year- old singer jumped into a silver SUV flanked by two bodyguards and headed into town.

As it turned out he clearly had relaxation on his mind. The Relax bordello prides itself on being one of the city’s most luxurious.

Apart from indulging in the salacious gossip we know and love them for, we were particularly delighted with this little bit of extra “colour and movement” that the Mail added to the story:

Magnums of Dom Perignon can be served in the whirlpool or “steamy sauna” or indeed poured over the breasts of young models (if pictures on the club’s website are anything to go by).

The corker, though, is Sting’s publicist’s shrugging reaction to the whole kerfuffle: “Sting and his wife Trudie Styler have always been open about their interest in strip clubs.”

Right, that clears all that up, then!