Week In Review: Say It Ain’t So

· Owen Wilson attempts the unthinkable.
· Miss Teen South Carolina gives what could likely be the worst answer in pageant history.
· K-Fed becomes The CW’s new secret weapon.
· 50 Cent becomes Britney’s.
· Posh Spice gets a job.
· Bruce Cutler abandons Phil Spector.
· Celeb stalker/crackpot Dessarae Bradford plugs her projects.
· Jim Carrey sends one from the heart.
· The Hoboken Beach Diet Bandit terrorises Paradigm.
· Andy Dick does Andy Dick.
· US Big Brother’s Amber goes from Head of Household to head of the free world.
· 1 out of 1 mums asked love Kid Nation.
· Cavemen drops the pretense.