Short Ends: On Forgiveness, Death Wishes, And Horny Grandparents

· Maybe we spoke too soon about Vanessa Hudgens’ fans forgiving her for those nudie pics.
· Mercifully, new graphic-fucking-positive HBO drama Tell Me You Love Me will go easy on the septuagenarian ugly-bumping: “Explicit scenes of young, lithe bodies having it in many places and in all manners, including solo, are plentiful in the first few episodes. Yet when it comes to a white-haired, elderly couple, the camera looks away, sparing viewers the shock of seeing sagging bellies and wrinkled limbs in the throes of carnal bliss.”
· Jodie Foster says that The Brave One is more than just Death Wish. It’s Death Wish with a chick.
· Aliens are keeping an eye on the president.
· Tonight’s your last chance to see the Golden Girls go wild.