Short Ends: Maddox Jolie’s Lunchtime Dining Options, Revealed!

· In addition to providing entertaining footage of drunk chicks puking on Hollywood sidewalks, last night’s TMZ TV debut blew the lid off what Maddox Jolie might be eating for lunch at his fancy-pants school.
· Learn more about Leave Britney Alone Guy, whose YouTube clip is rapidly approaching a million views and has inspired a new fragrance.
· Rosie O’Donnell thinks it’s time for someone to grab a throw pillow from The View’s sofa and hold it over a napping Barbara Walters’ face until she slips off into retirement.
· K-Fed: This acting stuff is dope, yo.