Kylie Has – Wait For It – Another New Hairstyle; Middle East Peace Achieved, Man Walks On Mars

Look, we’ve been doing this thing for a while now, and we’re pretty hard to shock. We’ve seen it all, from Owen’s misfortune to Howard admitting the IR laws suck – at least, we thought we’d seen it all.

Look, we might as well come out and say it… KYLIE HAS GOTTEN HERSELF ANOTHER NEW HAIRDO.

Any more earth shattering news like this and we’ll have to apply for a floatation tank.

The bright September sunshine reflected the caramel lowlights sprinkled through her layered blonde bob, giving the pop star a subtle ginger look.

Just last week she kept a-head of contestants at a bowling tournament sporting a Sixties sex kitten look which would have made Brigitte Bardot jealous.

“Just last week”! How dizzying it must be to exist in the fast-paced world of Kylie Minogue’s personal hair stylist. We thought living in a war zone or stalking Wall Street would be high stress, but now we know the truth: nowhere is there more shocking news than when Kylie has a new hairdo.

We will now retire from this “journalism” lark and apply for the post-traumatic stress syndrome pension.