Kylie Changes Hair Again; APEC Summit Informed, Regular Programming Interrupted

It seems the British press just can’t get enough of Kylie Minogue’s hairdressing choices, with another report on her follicular follies – this time, it seems she’s gone for… a retro updo!

Please read on while we mop our brows with a cold flannel and try to find our neutral space.

Kylie was sporting a new hairstyle putting her a-head of her celebrity opponents at a charity bowling tournament.

The singer’s new look had an echo of Sixties sex kitten Brigitte Bardot.

Heart-stopping news there, from the same quality publication that brought this story to our attention. We’re just glad that we’ve managed to stay in the fast-paced loop that is the world of hairstyling for one more week.