Idol Round-Up: Illogical Admission Of Partial Deafness In Singing Comp Sends Brianna Home
We were almost disappointed in last night’s Idol verdict, not because we actually like Brianna Carpenter and her “quirky” collection of big buttons and red-and-purple tights, but mainly because the Final 10 are now so batshit boring that we’re struggling to stay interested in Idol this year.
Rest assured, of course, that we will stay interested, for YOU!
Her greatest feat of the night was retaining her composure as she was lambasted by the judges for being out of tune and out of time with a performance of Supertramp’s The Logical Song.“It wasn’t a bit of a caning, it was a massive caning,” she said when asked about Sunday night’s on stage embarrassment.
Actually, scratch that: of course we are pleased to see the back of her and her assymetrical hairdo; she’s a back-talking sassy-pants with no concept of moisturising foundation and the pitch of a flat-roofed toilet block.
Good riddance!
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I love the American Defamer
I’ve only just spotted this one and its great
You have me laughing out loud!
the kids of this years show are lame – no great performances yet. It’s a competition – opps sorry a popularity comp !
Re: that Holly girl who covered The Gossip song — I noticed The Gossip posted a MySpace bulletin a few days ago with a YouTube clip of Holly’s performance with ‘TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT!’ written in the subject box. I think that means they didn’t like it.