Honey To The C (U.N.T)

Another of our favourites, Billie Piper, caught the acting bug whilst playing Rose on Doctor Who and is set to continue her reinvention when Secret Diary Of A Call Girl – based on the saucy bestseller – airs later this month in the UK.

Not content to play a high class hooker, Billie will “shock” audiences by pulling out the sweary big guns.

Billie Piper is set to prove she’s a big girl now by using the C-word on TV.

The 24-year-old, who first found fame as a popstar aged 15, is set to shock with her saucy antics in a role as a high-class hooker – and her foul mouth.

Family groups and media watchdogs are suitably upset, but we just love the fact that the Mirror chooses to describe it as Billie being “a big girl now”. Yes, apparently it isn’t getting your period or your license or living alone that shows you’ve grown up, it’s saying “cunt”.

Millions of East End slappers are just now crying tears of joy that their womanhood has finally been confirmed.