Harry M. Miller Knows Madd(ison) Tabloid Buxx When He Sees Them

“Celebrity handler” Harry M. Miller has swooped in to assist the Gabriel family in dealing with the media storm surrounding 12 13-year-old modelling “sensation” Maddison.

What, so Ugly People Modelling weren’t enough?

Michelle Gabriel, Maddison’s mother, said she and husband Brian had been forced to call in Miller to help them cope with the publicity and manage their daughter’s burgeoning modelling career.

“It’s got the point where it’s too much for her and for us – she needs just to be 13,” Mrs Gabriel said. “I’ve been in contact with Harry M Miller because it’s the only way I can deal with things.”

They’d want his help; Michelle has been moaning about the press’ and politicians’ responses to her daughter’s entering the Face of Gold Coast Fashion Week contest, well, surely that should tell her something about the moral repercussions of pushing your daughter into the spotlight, in such a ruthless industry, at this young age?

Already the Vogue Forums are a twitter with chat of the “she’s not too young, she’s just not good looking enough” variety, how are you gonna deal with that, eh, Harry? That’s sure to be great for a young girl’s growing sense of self!