Hard Hitting Investigative Journalism Reveals Link Between Posh Spice And The ‘Outbreak’ Monkey

If you need a Mondayitis antidote, then try this hilarious “investigative” piece from the Mail, which suggests that Mrs Beckham is spreading her size ‘0′ obsession like a virus, starting with poor, defenseless Eva Longoria.

Michael Crichton got nothin’ on these suspense-mongers!

It seems that eating out with Victoria has the same effect as taking a very strong appetite suppressant. And Eva, always noted for her slim but curvy frame, is shrinking fast.

The Desperate Housewife appears to have become the latest member of Posh’s skinny brigade – a select group of women striving to emulate their size zero leader.

And their numbers are growing.

THEIR NUMBERS ARE GROWING! That’s as good a tag line as “Whoever Wins, We Lose” or “Our World, Their War”.

The article goes on to note that obesity can also be “caught” from friends, but “Roseanne Barr Is Spreading Fat Flu” probably didn’t make it past the first round of subeditors. We look forward to the straight-to-DVD suspense/thriller adaptation of this story, starring Chynna Philips as Posh Spice and James Woods as David Beckham.