Fears For Chipshop Baby

Kerry “Chipshop” Katona, ex-wife of Brian “Potato” McFadden, alias Mr Delta Goodrem, is pregant with her fourth child, only this pregnancy is – according to “pals” and The Sun – not going so well.

Could it have anything to do with a previous scandal, the amazing headline of which is illustrating this story, aired by the Brit tabloids recently?

A source said: “She’s had problems with her other pregnancies – and this time she has been losing a lot of blood.

“The doctors weren’t sure exactly what the problem was at first, but now they know and it’s not looking good at all.”

Despite the fact that Atomic Kitten were never better than when Chipshop left the group, this is (if it’s true) worrying news, and we hope all will soon be well in the world of the chav princess (provided it’s not due to drug use or poor parenting, in which case we will tut loudly).

No word on whether Delta had been spotted clutching a modified ‘Barbie Happy Family’ pregnant Midge doll and a packet of voodoo pins.