Fame Has Sent This Mouldy Peach Dotti

Just-legal Peaches Geldof (pictured here wondering why she is famous again) is growing up to be as well behaved as her mum and as charming as her dad, acting up in Sydney while in town as the face of Dotti.

The celebutante cracked the shits after leaving a hairdresser, wearing a shopping bag over her head to apparently avoid the frenzy of snappers she predicted would be waiting for her.

She finally faced up to media but was more sour grapes than peaches and cream, claiming the stunt was a way to avoid the spotlight in star-starved Australia, reports fashion editor Jen Melocco.

“I don’t usually wear bags on my head,” she said, but did it because “you don’t have any celebrities here and I have been bombarded. The only celebrity you have is Harold from Neighbours.”

Charming! And this inflated-ego trip from a girl in town to represent a chain store a few rungs down on the fashion ladder from Supré?

We’d say she needs a good smack on the bum from her dad, but then Saint Bob would probably organise a benefit concert raising funds to shut us down for cruelty to socialites, or something.