Short Ends: Clooney Intact, Charming As Ever

· Just in case you need to see video of a relatively intact George Clooney working his red carpet magic to know he’s really going to be OK, here you go.
· Say what you will about Britney Spears, but she did learn to put on shoes when using public restrooms. That’s measurable progress, even if the leap forward came because of a session with a court-ordered bathroom-hygiene coach.
· And while we’re talking about her, Sarah Silverman shrugs off her “adorable mistakes” joke from the VMAs.
· Sometimes we really worry about the folks at TMZ. We hope they run footage of the staff meeting pitch that resulted in that post on tonight’s show: “OK, remember Baby Spice? Well, she’s selling pasta sauce. What do you say we Photoshop up something where it looks like Chef Boyardee took a dump on her head?”
· And finally: Tiny couch lizard.