Apparently It’s ‘Talk Like A Pirate Day’

We’re ashamed to admit that Talk Like A Pirate day nearly slipped right by us without comment, but thankfully we spent a totally torture-free afternoon merrily perusing the blogs of the “mainstream media” (Sauron to the blogosphere’s Frodo, from what we can understand) and stumbled across this.

Avast! Swash your Bucklers – if ye are foolhardy enough to try buckling
your swash it’s a keelhaul waitin’ for ye! What piratical skullduggery are ye corsairs, buccaneers and picaroons of the Great Southern Ocean up to on Talk Like a Pirate Day? Smartly now, me lads and lasses – or it’s the bosun’s pleasure you be…

Somewhat coincidentally, Defamer Australia chose this very afternoon to launch Anyone Who Walks Around A Home Or Workplace Actually Talking Like A Pirate Today But Doesn’t Resemble Johnny Depp In Any Way, Shape, Or Form Is About To Score A Punch In The Fucking Face Day!

Please celebrate it however you see fit.